Don’t Taze Me Patch – Funny Tactical Morale Patch for Backpacks & Gear

This one’s for the slightly unhinged. The “Don’t Taze Me…” patch brings taser-inspired humor to your loadout with a design that gets laughs (and double takes). Built tough from durable PVC and backed with hook-and-loop for instant placement on bags, carriers, or jackets.

✔️ PVC construction

✔️ Hook-and-loop backing

✔️ Weather-resistant

✔️ Slightly inappropriate. Totally hilarious.

Perfect for first responders, military, or patch junkies who don’t take life too seriously.